SACRED SCRIPTURES
The holy texts of Discordianism (read at your own risk)
PRINCIPIA
DISCORDIA
Principia Discordia, or How I Found Goddess and What I Did to Her When I Found Her
The original sacred text of Discordianism, written by Malaclypse the Younger with Omar Khayyam Ravenhurst. First published in 1965 and photocopied into legend.
Contains: The Sacred Chao, the Law of Fives, the Pentabarf, Operation Mindfuck, and 23 pages of pure, unadulterated chaos.
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Discordianism Decompiled
The modern Discordian scriptures for the digital age! Updated commandments, new wisdom for navigating hustle culture, wellness capitalism, and the attention economy. All the chaos you love, now with more touch grass.
"All affirmations are true in some sense, false in some sense, meaningless in some sense, true and false in some sense, true and meaningless in some sense, false and meaningless in some sense, and true and false and meaningless in some sense."
The Honest Book of Truth
A companion text to the Principia
Apocrypha Discordia
Community-contributed sacred texts
The Illuminatus! Trilogy
Fiction that spread Discordianism to the masses
Zenarchy
Kerry Thornley's fusion of Zen and Anarchy