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HOT DOG DAY! A Discordian Shall Partake!
"Time is an illusion, lunchtime doubly so, and hot dog day triply so."

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The Sacred Chao

In the beginning was the Void, and the Void was with Chaos, and the Void was Chaos. And Eris looked upon it and said: "This is boring. Let's mix things up a bit!"

Operation Mindfuck

Reality is what you can get away with. The Law of Fives states that all things happen in fives, or are divisible by or are multiples of five, or are somehow directly or indirectly related to five.

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"He who knows he is a fool is not a great fool." - Maybe Eris

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The Five Commandments

There is no Goddess but Goddess and She is Your Goddess

A Discordian Shall Always use the Official Discordian Document Numbering System

A Discordian is Required to, the first Friday after their admission to the Discordian Society, Go Off Alone & Partake Joyously of a Hot Dog

A Discordian shall Partake of No Hot Dog Buns

A Discordian is Prohibited from Believing what they read

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The Most Accurate History of Discordianism

The Beginning (Maybe)

In 1958 (or 1959, time is an illusion), in a bowling alley (or maybe it was a pinball arcade), Kerry Wendell Thornley and Greg Hill received a vision (or possibly indigestion) from Eris, the Goddess of Discord herself.

She appeared as a chimpanzee (or was it a monkey?) and revealed the truth: reality is too important to be taken seriously.

The Sacred Text

Thus was born the Principia Discordia, written on golden plates (actually, a photocopier), containing wisdom such as "A Discordian is Prohibited from Believing what they Read."

The text spread through underground networks, photocopy machines, and possibly telepathic space chickens.

Notable Historical Events

  • The Great Hot Dog Schism of 1969 (Bun vs. No-Bun Controversy)
  • Operation Mindfuck begins (Date classified due to temporal anomalies)
  • The 23 Apples of Eris incident (Still under investigation)
  • First meeting of the Bavarian Illuminati (Next Thursday)
  • Discovery that everyone is already a Pope (Shocking revelation)

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