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In the beginning was the Void, and the Void was with Chaos, and the Void was Chaos. And Eris looked upon it and said: "This is boring. Let's mix things up a bit!"
Reality is what you can get away with. The Law of Fives states that all things happen in fives, or are divisible by or are multiples of five, or are somehow directly or indirectly related to five.
"He who knows he is a fool is not a great fool." - Maybe Eris
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There is no Goddess but Goddess and She is Your Goddess
A Discordian Shall Always use the Official Discordian Document Numbering System
A Discordian is Required to, the first Friday after their admission to the Discordian Society, Go Off Alone & Partake Joyously of a Hot Dog
A Discordian shall Partake of No Hot Dog Buns
A Discordian is Prohibited from Believing what they read
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In 1958 (or 1959, time is an illusion), in a bowling alley (or maybe it was a pinball arcade), Kerry Wendell Thornley and Greg Hill received a vision (or possibly indigestion) from Eris, the Goddess of Discord herself.
She appeared as a chimpanzee (or was it a monkey?) and revealed the truth: reality is too important to be taken seriously.
Thus was born the Principia Discordia, written on golden plates (actually, a photocopier), containing wisdom such as "A Discordian is Prohibited from Believing what they Read."
The text spread through underground networks, photocopy machines, and possibly telepathic space chickens.
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